๐ŸŽ‰ anygrade.net ๐ŸŽ‰

Now Under โ–ˆ New Management

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    โ•‘  CONGRATULATIONS! You've found the domain that someone   โ•‘
    โ•‘  was using for network scanning... and then FORGOT TO    โ•‘
    โ•‘  RENEW. OPSEC level: Potato.                             โ•‘
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๐Ÿ“ก What Happened Here?

So you're running network scans across the internet, collecting data, probably building some kind of "threat intelligence" or "attack surface management" product. Cool, cool, cool.

And you decided to use anygrade.net in your User-Agent string. You know, so people could look you up and see how legitimate and professional your operation is.

Small problem: You let the domain expire. ๐Ÿคก

Your User-Agent right now:
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๐ŸŽ“ Today's Lesson, Kids

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

When you broadcast a domain in your scanner's User-Agent to millions of systems across the internet, maybeโ€”just maybeโ€”you should:

โ€ข Set up auto-renewal
โ€ข Actually monitor your domain expiration
โ€ข Not assume you're the only one paying attention
โ€ข Consider that the people you're scanning might have a sense of humor

"Stupid tricks receive stupid outputs" โ€” Ancient InfoSec Proverb

๐ŸŽฒ BOFH Excuse of the Moment

Why did your scanner stop working? Well...

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๐Ÿค” What Now?

If you're the original owner of this domain and you're wondering where it went... well, this is awkward. Maybe check your GoDaddy spam folder for those "YOUR DOMAIN IS EXPIRING" emails?

If you're just a random visitor who got here from a scan log or User-Agent lookup: Welcome! Enjoy this monument to operational security failures.

If you're a security researcher: Yes, this is funny. Yes, you may screenshot this. Yes, we know what we did here.

๐Ÿ“Š Visitor Statistics

You are visitor #calculating... to discover this delightful situation.

(Not really, this is a static page. But wouldn't it be funny if we were actually tracking everyone who came here to investigate their scanner's User-Agent? The irony would be *chef's kiss*)

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      |  ___________  |
      | |  SCANNER  | |
      | |  STATUS:  | |
      | |   REKT    | |
      | |___________| |
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            |   |
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          |_______|